The Bear Somebody Find Me a Fucking Sharpie that Fucking Works Stickers (2 per order) BOH Kitchen Line Cooks Chefs

"Somebody Get Me a F@#!ing Sharpie!" Sticker (Set of 2) 📏 Size: 3” wide × 0.8” tall 💧 Water-resistant (not waterproof)—hand-wash only, and please, for the love of Carmy, keep these away from your dishwasher.

🔥 Inspired by The Bear, Season 1 Episode 7, when Carmy melts down mid-service over a dying marker—this sticker captures the chaos of kitchens everywhere.

Whether you’re a chef, line cook, server, expo wizard, or just someone who’s screamed into the void over a Sharpie that betrayed you... this is your badge of honor.

🖊️ Makes a hilarious gift for restaurant folk, hospitality heroes, and anyone fluent in kitchen mayhem. Stick it on your shift binder, prep cart, or wherever the fight against dry ink continues.

🎁 Every order comes with surprise freebies