{"product_id":"snip-snip-hooray-gents-version-sticker-17505","title":"Snip Snip Hooray (Gents Version) Sticker - Tubal Ligation\/Vasectomy\/Bisalpingectomy Sterilization Gift Funny Cheeky Sticker Men","description":"\u003cp\u003e🎉 SNIP SNIP HOORAY! You did it—you took control, made a bold move, and now you’re living life snip-regret-free. This sassy uterus is here to cheer you on through tubal triumphs, vasectomy victories, and all forms of permanent birth control power moves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ And because freedom deserves confetti, every order comes with extra cheeky freebie stickers to help spread the sterilization celebration far and wide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📏 Measures 2.75” W x 1.5” H — compact but mighty\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💦 Water-resistant vinyl — hand-wash only, no dishwashers allowed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 Perfect for anyone post-tubal, vasectomy, bisalpingectomy, or just living childfree and proud…or OB-GYN gynocologists with a good sense of humor \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e😻Made in a small apartment under the watchful eye of three feline supervisors, with every order packed by hand and sprinkled with surprise bonus freebies — because sterile doesn’t mean boring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo returns, but I’m always here if something goes sideways. Want a custom size or bundle? Message me and let’s make it happen.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stitches With Cats","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51732252754133,"sku":null,"price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/2103\/2405\/files\/il_fullxfull.7032832372_ozun.jpg?v=1753153303","url":"https:\/\/stitcheswithcats.myshopify.com\/products\/snip-snip-hooray-gents-version-sticker-17505","provider":"Stitches With Cats","version":"1.0","type":"link"}